Maxine Barasch
FOXY MAXIE’S SEX TOY EMPIRE
https://patents.justia.com/inventor/maxine-lynn-barasch (Click here for more
details)
Meet Schenectady Corporation Council Maxine Lynn Barasch, Lawyer by day, sex
toy designer after dark. Ms. Barasch has quite the reputation around town, and
when you read more about the devices, she has spent time inventing, you can
only imagine the sexy shenanigans she’s been involved with.
One has to wonder what if any time Maxie is spending on her business endeavors
while at work on the taxpayer’s dime. Its also interesting to ponder what if
anything Mayor McCarthy knew about his randy staffer’s inventions and when he
may have found out about it?
As is typically the case, we are quite sure Gary will blame someone else-perhaps
even Maxie herself and feign outrage and shock at this revelation, but here at the
Schenectady Swamp, we ignore such denials and selective amnesia here, just as
we do about Gary’s drunk Instagram posts and drunk creeping on young women
picking garbage on his street.
In the meantime, we here at the Schenectady swamp wish Foxy Maxie well on her
sex toy sales. After all, America is built on the entrepreneurial spirit. Schenectady
itself is well known for ground breaking inventions like the light bulb and now
one of our own has invented the self-lubricating penis ring. Thomas Edison
would be proud!