MAXINE BARASCH
FOXY MAXIE’S SEX TOY EMPIRE
https://patents.justia.com/inventor/maxine-lynn-barasch (Click here for more details)
Meet Schenectady Corporation Council Maxine Lynn Barasch, Lawyer by day, sex toy designer after dark. Ms. Barasch has quite the reputation around town, and when you read more about the devices, she has spent time inventing, you can only imagine the sexy shenanigans she’s been involved with.
One has to wonder what if any time Maxie is spending on her business endeavors while at work on the taxpayer’s dime. Its also interesting to ponder what if anything Mayor McCarthy knew about his randy staffer’s inventions and when he may have found out about it?
As is typically the case, we are quite sure Gary will blame someone else-perhaps even Maxie herself and feign outrage and shock at this revelation, but here at the Schenectady Swamp, we ignore such denials and selective amnesia here, just as we do about Gary’s drunk Instagram posts and drunk creeping on young women picking garbage on his street.
In the meantime, we here at the Schenectady swamp wish Foxy Maxie well on her sex toy sales. After all, America is built on the entrepreneurial spirit. Schenectady itself is well known for ground breaking inventions like the light bulb and now one of our own has invented the self-lubricating penis ring. Thomas Edison would be proud!