Joseph "Menu Snatcher" Mastroianni

In our opinion, some of the worst people on earth are those that steal packages or mail. Everyone hates them universally. No one has ever been like “wow, someone stole my mail off my porch - best day ever!”

Now imagine running for office - a literal popularity contest -  and being dumb enough to not only “allegedly” steal someone’s mail as the candidate, but to also be perhaps the only person in the entire world that doesn’t recognize a RING camera when you see one. This porch pirate in broad daylight, clear as day on camera, pockets some mail off the porch presumably as a joke or to impress the woman he was with. In case the judgement displayed wasn’t bad enough for someone who wants to mooch off the taxpayer dime and control our government - this wasn’t even the dumbest thing Mastroianni had ever done while running for office. 

Back in 2021 around the 20th anniversary of September 11th, Mastroianni posted dozens of bizarre conspiracy theory level ideas on Facebook. This included a post with the words “9/11 is a lie” and another one that read “How much proof do you need to admit 9/11 was an inside job?.” A lot of people thought that would be the end of this appalling, stupid, ill-conceived, werido behavior. Many would have apologized and stepped away from the lime light. Not Leeroy Jenkins, errr we mean Joseph Mastroianni. A bad penny, the gift that keeps on giving, the town jester: there are many many examples of historical stupidity but Joseph Mastroianni stands out among them. Thanks for repping the Schenectady Swamp well Joe!